Emma Watson in Disneys "The Little Mermaid"

on Apr, 26 2012 29702 views

Emma Watson in Disney's

I wish it gets real some day :D

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Interoffice Memo

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has complied the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize these coded phrases so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.

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No fucking way. I'm not certain that's feasible.

You've got to be shitting me? Really?

Tell someone who gives a shit. Perhaps you should check with:

Ask me if I give a shit. Of course I'm concerned.

It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved in that project.

What the fuck? Interesting behavior:

Fuck it. It won't work. I'm not sure I can implement this.

Why the fuck didn't they tell me sooner? I'll try to reschedule that.

When the fuck do you expect me to do this? Perhaps I can work late?

Who the fuck cares. Are you sure it's a problem?

He's got his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the problem.

Eat shit. You don't say?

Eat shit and die. Excuse me?

Eat shit and die motherfucker. Excuse me, sir?

What the fuck do they want from me? They weren't happy with it?

Kiss my ass. So, would you like my help with that?

Fuck it. I'm on salary. I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

Shove it up your ass. I don't think you understand.

This job sucks shit. I love a challenge.

Who the hell died and made you boss? You want me to take care of this?

Blow me. I see

Blow yourself. Do you see?

Another fucking meeting? Yes, we should discuss this.

I don't really give a shit. I don't think it will be a problem.

He's fucking retarded. He's confused.

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