Man: I hear that the workers are on strike for shorter hours.
Blonde: Good--I always thought that 60 minutes was too long for
Woman: I see you are taking French lessons--why is that?
Blonde: I've adopted a French baby and I want to be able to
understand him as soon as he talk.
Very Proud Mother: My son has been walking ever since he was 7
Blonde: Wow, really?!
Blonde: Well, he must be awfully tired!!