Don't touch my kid!

on Jul, 23 2012 1067 views

Don't touch my kid!

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Bad Hearing

A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is
as good as it used to be. What should I do?"

The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at
the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her
a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking
the question until she hears you."

He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen
feet behind her he said, "What's for dinner, honey?"

Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and
repeated the question.

Still no reply, so he moved to five feet.

Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey, what's
for dinner tonight?"

She turned around and yelled in his face, "For the fourth time,
I SAID CHICKEN, you deaf old fart!"

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