A lady approaches a priest at a restaurant and tells him, 'Father, I have a
problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
'What do they say?' the priest inquired.
'They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
'That's terrible!' the priest exclaimed, 'but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to the rectory and I will put them
with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My
parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your
female parrots will learn to praise and worship.'
'Oh Thank you!' the woman responded.
The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His
two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady
puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say,
'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'
One male parrot looks over at the other male and exclaims, 'Put the beads
away, Our prayers have been answered!!!'