Cute Ball Girl Is Braver than Tennis Player

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Keeping In Under The Kilt

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age"
and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before,
his important birthday, a young lad went to a tailor shop and found the material
he wanted for his first kilt. He took the material to the tailor and said, "I'd
like ye to make me a kilt with this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd
like ye to make me a pair of matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might
drafty up dem tings!" So the tailor took the material and promised to call the
young lad when the order was completed. A few days later, the tailor called the
lad back to the shop. "Here's ye kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and
here's five yards of the material left over. Ye might want to take it home and
keep it in case you want anything else made of it." So the lad rushed home with
his order, threw the material in his room, and donned his kilt. In his
excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's house to show off his new
purchase. Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear. When
his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said, "well, what'd
ye think?" "Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed. "Aye, and if ye
like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated as he lifted his kilt
to show here. ;Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly. Still
not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed quite proudly,
"aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at home!"