Clocky will get you up!

on Jul, 27 2012 1160 views

Clocky will get you up!

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Rude, Crude, and Lewd!

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your Mom.

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
A: Say, "Nice dick."

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

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