While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent.
When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a sexy body as well.
Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform.
Limp as a dish rag!
On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine.
Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection.
Looking down at his penis, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Clark Kent