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Quips and Quotes

Today, watching television often means fighting, violence and foul language -- and that's just deciding who gets to hold the remote control. --Donna Gephart

Beauty is only skin deep. But ugly -- now that's probably got some nasty roots on it. --Crabby Road

He drops more names than a telephone book with bad binding. --Michel Marriott

She talks so fast that trying to interject is like threading the needle of a sewing machine while it's running. --Nelda Flynn

Philosophy of Life: What it comes down to is, when you come into the world you have nothing ... when you leave you have nothing ... and in between there's the IRS. --Bob Thaves (Frank & Ernest)

Word skittered out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere. --Amy Tan

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. --Dan Seligman

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. --Jerry Seinfeld

She uses tired clichis like coasters -- a place to rest her mind before picking it up and using it again. --Janet Schwind

"Charity begins at home." At about 6:30, when they call you and interrupt your dinner. --Crabby Road

The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way. --Earle Hitchner

Anyone with money to burn will always find himself surrounded by people with matches. Joe Ryan

If time were a color, I bet it would be a tasteful off-white. --Greg Parrish

For some reason, immigrants always think that they have to join an onion before they're allowed to work. --Chris Gahan

Whenever I'm driving through the desert, and I see a roadrunner, I run it over and say, "That's for the coyote!" I don't really like the coyote, but it's a good excuse to run over things. --Craig Stacey

I was once in a spelling bee, but I lost because the other contastents cheeted. --Paul Paternoster

If I can make just one person laugh, then it must've been a pretty good eulogy. --Wade Kwon

I don't see why people waste good money buying blenders. A garbage disposal works just as well, and it comes with the apartment. --Paul Paternoster

I'm addicted to placebos. I'd give them up, but it wouldn't make any difference. --Steven Wright

Old lie -- The check is in the mail. New lie -- I didn't check the e-mail. --Brian Fine

I won't stand for gossip! No, I sit down and make myself comfortable for gossip. --Crabby Road

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