3 Priests and the Railroad Ticket Clerk

There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to
Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter were very, very shapely lass, well
endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests were all in embarrassing new
territory, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like
three pickets to Pittsburg." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and
fled.

The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to
Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." So,
of course, he also fled.

Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh,
and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," He continued,
"if you insist on dressing like that when you get to the pearly gates, St.
Finger's going to shake his peter at you."

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