What Bill Gates Says and Means

Gates Says: We will fix any problems with Netscape.
He Means: We'll take them out of buisness.

Gates Says: There is a flight simulator hidden inside Excel '98.
He Means: There is one screen shot and an order form charging $80 for the
Flight Simulator.

Gates Says: I will not cheat.
He Means: I will bend the rules.

Gates Says: We will create the best opearting system ever!
He Means: We'll take everyone else out of buisness, making our OS the only
one, and that makes it the best.