Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve
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Napping on the train
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Looking through my saved gifs and found this
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Looking through my saved gifs and found this

How to dance (i think)
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How to dance (i think)

Wiggle Wiggle with it...
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Wiggle Wiggle with it...

Jesus got some moves.
Posted On 12/16/2014

Jesus got some moves.

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Greatest hitter

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he
announced.

Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.

"Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"

He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed. "Strike Two!" he cried.

The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest
hitter in the world!"

Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed. "Strike Three!"

"Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm also the greatest pitcher in the world!"

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