Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve
Posted On 01/03/2015

Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve

Napping on the train
Posted On 01/03/2015

Napping on the train

Looking through my saved gifs and found this
Posted On 01/03/2015

Looking through my saved gifs and found this

How to dance (i think)
Posted On 12/16/2014

How to dance (i think)

Wiggle Wiggle with it...
Posted On 12/16/2014

Wiggle Wiggle with it...

Jesus got some moves.
Posted On 12/16/2014

Jesus got some moves.

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Oy Shaygets

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious
wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks
if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks,
"Rabbi, we realize it's tradition for men to dance with men and
women to dance with women at the reception. But, we'd like your
permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the rabbi. "It's immodest. Men and women
always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the rabbi. "It's forbidden."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have
sex?" "Of course!," replies the rabbi. "Sex is a mitzvah within
marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the rabbi. "It's a mitzvah!"

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the rabbi. "Go for it! It's a mitzvah!"

"Doggy style?" "Sure! Another mitzvah!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! A mitzvah!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a
couple of vibrators, a leather harness, a bucket of honey and a
porno video?"

"You may indeed. It's all a mitzvah!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"NO, NO, NO!" cries the rabbi.

"Why not?" asks the man.

"Could lead to dancing."

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