Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve
Posted On 01/03/2015

Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve

Napping on the train
Posted On 01/03/2015

Napping on the train

Looking through my saved gifs and found this
Posted On 01/03/2015

Looking through my saved gifs and found this

How to dance (i think)
Posted On 12/16/2014

How to dance (i think)

Wiggle Wiggle with it...
Posted On 12/16/2014

Wiggle Wiggle with it...

Jesus got some moves.
Posted On 12/16/2014

Jesus got some moves.

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Feeling she was making progress

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to
help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side
of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the
other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot,
still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be
your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing
here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

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