Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve
Posted On 01/03/2015

Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve

Napping on the train
Posted On 01/03/2015

Napping on the train

Looking through my saved gifs and found this
Posted On 01/03/2015

Looking through my saved gifs and found this

How to dance (i think)
Posted On 12/16/2014

How to dance (i think)

Wiggle Wiggle with it...
Posted On 12/16/2014

Wiggle Wiggle with it...

Jesus got some moves.
Posted On 12/16/2014

Jesus got some moves.

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Construction Code

A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He
sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man
indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs.
He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he
moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".

The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to
masturbate.

The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor
yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was
saying that I needed a handsaw!''

The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying
to tell you that I was coming.''

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