Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve
Posted On 01/03/2015

Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve

Napping on the train
Posted On 01/03/2015

Napping on the train

Looking through my saved gifs and found this
Posted On 01/03/2015

Looking through my saved gifs and found this

How to dance (i think)
Posted On 12/16/2014

How to dance (i think)

Wiggle Wiggle with it...
Posted On 12/16/2014

Wiggle Wiggle with it...

Jesus got some moves.
Posted On 12/16/2014

Jesus got some moves.

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Golf Talk

Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go
drown myself in that lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on
this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven," advised the caddie. "You've already moved
most of the earth."

Golfer: "This is the worst golf course I've ever played on!"
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course, sir! We left that an hour ago"

Golfer: "Well Caddy, How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer Golf."

Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, Sir."

Golfer: "Caddy, Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes, Sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used
to.

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's
distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch, Sir, its a compass!"

Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, Sir, its a sin any day of the week!"

Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddie. It looks far too old."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world!" he
screamed."
Caddy: "I doubt it," replied the caddy. "That would-be too much
of a coincidence.

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