Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve
Posted On 01/03/2015

Approaching 30, this is how I feel about New Year's Eve

Napping on the train
Posted On 01/03/2015

Napping on the train

Looking through my saved gifs and found this
Posted On 01/03/2015

Looking through my saved gifs and found this

How to dance (i think)
Posted On 12/16/2014

How to dance (i think)

Wiggle Wiggle with it...
Posted On 12/16/2014

Wiggle Wiggle with it...

Jesus got some moves.
Posted On 12/16/2014

Jesus got some moves.

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Novel Ways to Relieve Stress

Jam minature marshmallows up your nose -- and try to sneeze them out.Use you MasterCard -- to pay your Visa bill.Pop some popcorn -- without putting the lid on.When someone says, ''Have a nice day'' -- tell them you have other plans.During your next meeting -- sneeze and the loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.Find out what a frog in a blender -- really looks like.Make a list of things -- you have already done.Dance naked -- in front of your pets.Put your child's clothes on backwards -- and send them off to school as if nothing was wrong.Thumb through the National Geographic -- and draw underwear on the Natives.Go shopping and buy everything you want -- sweat in them and return them the next day.Drive to work -- in reverse.Read the dictionary backwards -- and look for subliminal messages.Start a nasty rumor -- and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.Bill your doctor -- for the time you spent in his waiting room.Get a box of condoms -- wait in line at the checkout and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.

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