A lady walks into a Lexus dealership.
She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, there he is standing right next to her.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to shit when you hear the price."
Editted by Curtis