Sick of Her

Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he's
going to divorce his wife.

"Good grief," says Jim, "you and Sue are the happiest couple I know! Why on
earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of
obvious bliss?"

"Well," replies Fred, "truth be known, I'm just bored with screwing the same
hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankering' for a bit of

Jim replied, "Well, if you want variety, why don't you just, you
know, turn her over every now and again?"

Fred says, "What? And have a house full of kids?"