The Top 14 New Euphemisms for "Stupid"

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[ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ]

14> Routinely outsmarted by cheese

13> Three experts short of an antitrust suit

12> Three-time Darwin Award winner

11> Keeps her brain in mint condition

10> A few planets short of a federation

9> Backstreet Boy in a Talking Heads world

8> Duh! on parade

7> Still cutting with rounded scissors

6> He's a T-1 line of pure stupid

5> At least one Brady short of a Bunch

4> Sharp as a donut

3> Has a vacancy at the Grey Matter Motel

2> T minus dumb and counting

1> "Good afternoon, Boulder Homicide"82