Brilliant LVL Bean

on Jul, 29 2012 1649 views

Brilliant LVL Bean

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Crazy Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things that I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people who piss me off.

Also, let me be careful of the toes that I step on today,
as they may be connected to the butt I have to kiss tommorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work,
20% on Monday,
20% on Tuesday,
20% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 20% on Friday.

And last of all, help me to remember that
when I'm having a bad day and people are pissing me off,
it takes 42 muscles to frown,
and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to
bite me!

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