There is this man and he has been stranded on this
island for four years all alone when all of the sudden this
beautiful woman come up from the beach in a wet suet and says "
how long has it been since you have a drink?" and the man says "
four years!" then she unzips a part of her sleeve and pulls out
a bottle of vodka and hands it to him and he gulps it down
"ahhhhhhhhh" then she says "how long has it been since you have
had a smoke?" and he says "four years!!" and then she unzips her
other sleeve a pull out a pack of smokes and hands him one "
(inhale) ahhhhhhhhhh" then she says " how long has it been since
you have had some fun?" and starts to take of the wet suet then
"YOU GOT GOLF CLUBS IN THERE!!!!!!"