NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded
that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an
They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the
wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the
same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their
brain-storming and came up with the 11th.
After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should
"Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."