As a socially awkward penguin, this pleases me.

on Aug, 12 2012 1278 views

As a socially awkward penguin, this pleases me.


Sorry Sister

A bored truck driver had a nasty habit of swerving to hit attorneys he
found walking along side of the highway. One day as he was driving along he came
across a Nun who appeared to be having car trouble. Pulling over to offer the
Nun a ride to the nearest service station, the Nun graciously thanked the driver
for stopping and accepted his offer. After driving a few miles the truck driver
saw an attorney walking along the highway. As was his custom, the truck driver
swerved to hit the attorney but, at the last moment, remembered he had the Nun
as a passenger and abruptly swerved away to avoid hitting the attorney.
Surprised upon hearing a loud 'thump' as he passed the attorney, the truck
driver peered in his rear view only to see the attorney lying injured along side
of the road. "I'm so sorry Sister, I thought I missed hitting that attorney!"
the truck driver pleads. "You did my son, but I got him with the door!" gleed
the Nun.