One day, a young woman came into the doctor's office,
complaining of some pain. The doctor asked her, "Where is this
The woman replied, "Oh doctor, I hurt all over!"
The doctor looked at her and said, "Well, 'all over' is pretty
vague, could you be more specific?"
"It's just all over," the woman started. She touched her knee
with her index finger, "Ouch! That hurts!" Then she touched her
cheek with the same finger, "Ouch! That hurts too!" she cried.
And then she touched her ear lobe, "Ouch! You see? Even THAT
hurts!" She looked at the doctor, waiting for his diagnosis.
"Are you a natural blond?" inquired the doctor.
"Why, yes," replied the blond, "why do you ask?"
"Ah ha!" returned the doctor, his look of confusion replaced
with confidence, "That explains it! You have a broken finger."