1.Being told to "Think outside the Box" when I'm in a box all day!
2.Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is
3.Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
4.That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a
piece of cheese.
5.Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
6.My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
7.Women: Darned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
8.23 power cords, 1 outlet.
9.Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
10.When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
11.Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.