A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom
aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of
The father replies, ?Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when
you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night."
Nodding agreement, the son asks his father,?Then what's the 6 pack for?"
"That's for when you're in college," the father says. "You have 2 for Friday
night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning."
Following this line of logic, the son enthusiastically asks what the 12 pack
"That's for when you're married, son. You have one for January, one for
February, one for March..."