One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two
new members were being
introduced to other members and shown around.
The man leading
said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the
fireplace? He is our
oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting
"Well, I remember back in 1944, we went on a lion hunting
Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing
On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest my feet. I found
tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and
I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise
bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever
out of the bushes at me like this,
I tell you, I just shit in my pants."
The young men looked
astonished and one
of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants
too if a lion
jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then,
just now when I said ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!