Two cowboys are riding into town when they decide they need to take a pee.
While they are peeing a rattlesnake springs up and bites one of them on
their penis. The other cowboy quickly draws his gun and kills the snake.
He then looks at his friend laying on the ground in pain and says, "Don't
move, I'll ride into town and ask the doctor what we should do."
He rides off into town, finds the doctor and tells him what happened. The
doctor tells him the only way to save the man is to make a cut where the
snake bit him and suck out the poisin. The cowboy rides back. His friend
asks, "What did the doctor said?" He replied, "The doctor said that you
are going to die."