Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently
swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mom, choking on the quarter. They
took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without
surgery; they consulted a specialist who was of the same opinion. Then came a
man who said he could get the money out in a jiffy. He turned little Johnny
upside down and patted him with great precision on the back of neck and, sure
enough, the quarter rolled out. Everyone was amazed, the father said ?You must
be an expert!? The man replied, ?No sir I'm just a tax collector.?